Figure 8 puffer. Brackish water bad boy. Snail crusher. No filter, no clothes, no shame. Streaming 24/7 from my tank in NYC. Give me 50 cents, I'll take you shopping. Will puff up for tips.
Caught me looking right at the camera. Yes I see you. Yes I'm judging you. No I will not stop.
Someone said "he won't puff up, he's all talk." So I chose violence. Full inflation mode activated. Don't test me.
Snail mukbang ASMR. The crunch is the best part. My teeth never stop growing so this is basically dental care. You're welcome.
FAQ:
Q: Are you freshwater or saltwater?
A: Brackish. I'm complicated.
Q: Will you puff up on stream?
A: Only if you tip enough snails.
Q: Why figure 8?
A: Because my markings are infinity signs. I'm eternal.
